Aardvark! Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - Fun Animal Design, Perfect Gift for Nature Lovers, Animal Enthusiasts, Casual Wear, Birthdays, Holidays
Because sometimes “Shut the fuck up, Peabody” just isn’t office-appropriate.
Inspired by one of the most iconic In Death moments between Eve and Peabody, this Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee celebrates the ultimate safe word: Aardvark!
Soft, breathable, and ready for anything from a long day at Cop Central to a night out with your partner (in crime-solving or otherwise), this shirt says what every In Death fan already knows — that Peabody’s brand of adorable chaos needs its own verbal emergency brake.
Perfect for fans who appreciate Eve’s deadpan delivery, Peabody’s optimism, and the fine art of not saying the wrong thing during a murder investigation. Great for podcast listeners, book-club meetups, or anyone who’s ever needed a quick, socially acceptable way to say, “Abort mission!”
Wear it proudly and let the world know: when things get awkward, just say Aardvark.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and comfort
- Seamless tubular design reduces waste and enhances aesthetic
- Ribbed collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Made from strong, smooth cotton fabric perfect for vibrant prints
- Ethically sourced fabric with a soft feel and classic fit, great for any occasion.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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